Woe is freakin me!... again...

Seems like every other post is "HEY I FREAKIN HURT.... AGAIN!"

I dunno.

My feet hurt pretty badly, and I don't have much reason for it.

I mean, I know I was standing a bit more on Saturday & more on Sunday...

Nemo: What's that?
Tad: I know what that is. Sandy Plankton saw one. He called it... uh... he said it was called a "butt".
Pearl: That's a pretty big butt.

That about sums up things for me.

Always a big butt with things.

My feet hurt, thus I didn't really want to be touched or snuggle with Ellie last night.

Then most of the night, I kept waking up because my feet & knees hurt.

I'd want to bend my knees up a bit, but the fuckers didn't want to bend very well.

There I am cussing again...

Ohsie wellsie.  Or Okily diddly do.

You know, I saw last week that the guy who voices Ned Flanders, Chief Wiggum, and others is leaving the Simpsons...

If I was brave enough to post a YouTube video of myself voicing those characters and other voices & accents that I do.

Often, when I get in the mood, I will have various arguments with my characters/voices swearing & making fun each other.

These characters usually involve a stereo typical Irishman, a bold Scot, a snooty Frenchman, an Outback Aussie, and once in a while to keep it interesting a Vato/Cholo (Mexican gang banger for those who don't know those last two names.)

Well, getting back to the fuckers at the ends of my legs that I need to step on for locomotion.

I put socks on this morning because my they were getting cold, and now I need to take them off.

These socks, which are brand new, are putting a lot of pressure on my feet and making my feet hurt like fucking hell.

You know... I am starting to stand by the position I had several years ago..

I would almost prefer to not have my legs from above the knees down.

Yes, I know it means I'd have to use a wheel chair or prosthetic legs, yet I wonder if all the suffering from pain will actually be relieved.

I wouldn't mind those blade/spring legs...

Heck if my hips can handle it, I'd be back to running and possibly back into practicing martial arts.

That'd scare the hell out of someone trying to take my wallet, if I up and sliced their hands off with my blade legs.

Gimme your wallet!
(Round House Kick)
Holy shitMy hands are gone!
Give me my hands back you legless bastard!

Well, I suppose that's enough bitching...

AGAIN