Oh my gosh! That was SOOO Nasty!

Dear Blog,

I never thought this would happen to me.

A poor boy from a northern part of a city in southern CA.

(Sounds like an opening for a letter to Playboy I once read when I was a young teenager.)

Well, this morning, in fact about 30 minutes ago, I decided I wanted some pickles to much on while I was working.

I opened a jar of homemade pickles, drained off about half the brine so that it wouldn't spill easily when I brought it into my office.

Well, I had a mouth full, chewing on my first pickle.

The juice decided to tickle my throat and cause me to cough.

Well, I sprayed the ENTIRE pickle ALL OVER my desk:

• monitors
• keyboard
• papers
• notebook
• phone
• ETC

I spent a good 5 minutes wiping everything down that I saw.

I'm still finding pickle "treasures".

Just now, I found another seed on my notebook in front of me.


Well, I guess that'll teach you to try eating in front of the computer...

NAH!

I'm eating ice cream now...

At least I have a bowl to cough it back into.