Next time I have to record it!

Today, I got another phone call from a scammer.

This time, it was for a car rental that included a "Too Good to be True" hotel/vacation package, for only $299.00

This lady told me that the company got my information from a recent stay at a hotel of theirs.

So, during the call, I ...

Damn, I should've recorded it!

At one time she told me that there were 75 packages available.
So I asked her if there were really going to be 75 people in the hotel room with me, and wouldn't that be crowded?

I told her that they probably got my information when I rented that hotel room for that hooker, and I asked her to not tell my wife.

She said that part of the package would be in Daytona.  Then I asked her if this package would allow me to get into a race car, because I REALLY like to go fast.

Then I asked her where she lived, because she had a hispanic accent.  She also lived in Florida... So I then asked her if she'd come to my hotel room.  Her response was that my wife my not like it.  My response was that my wife likes to do kinky things with other women too.

I did this all while talking "whike a whittle kid" named "jo-jo".

Damn...

I'm finally starting to calm down a bit and not laugh so much.

I know how much Ellie hates it when I mess with these guys, but damn...

I was on a Roll!

(or was it a croissant?)