and if you think you've heard bullshit, then you haven't heard a cow with diarrhea... -JStrider.

Don't ask me where that came from, aside from my own mind, or why I'm posting the following either:

When your climbing up a tree and it trickles down your knee
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your sitting in the gutter and your eating bread and butter
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your climbing in the the loft and you tread in somethin' soft
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you think your having fun, but you got a smelly bum
Diarrhea,diarrhea
When you are driving in your Chevy, and feeling some something heavy
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When it's coming out your bum, like a bullet in a gun
Diarrhea,diarrhea

Oh I love diarrhea,
I really love diarrhea,

When you're stomachs feeling wavy and you're making anal gravy,
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into first, and you're pants about to burst,
Diarrhea, diarrhea,
When you're walking down the wall, and it splatters on the wall
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're in a Jumbo Jet, and you're booty starts to sweat,
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Oh I love diarrhea,
I really love diarrhea,

When you think you're friends are joking, but you're pants are brown and soaking,
Diarrhea, diarrhea,
When you're on the seat for hours and it doesn't smell like flowers,
Diarrhea, diarrhea,
When the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush twice,
Diarrhea, diarrhea,
When you're walking in the attic and you're butt goes automatic,
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Oh I love diarrhea,
I really love diarrhea

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