ooga ooga ooga chaka, ooga ooga ooga chaka... I'm hooked on a.... damn lactose...

Why is it in our society that almost EVERYTHING that tastes so good has milk in it?

Seriously!

• Ice Cream
• My favorite substance with milk.
• Although the cheap crap I usually buy might not have much actual milk.  Like a McDonald's Milkshake.
• Chocolate No-Bake cookies
• Believe it or not! I've seen these also called "Rhino Poops"!
• I suppose if I was a rhino eating oatmeal, my shit would look like these cookies too.
•  "Amish" friendship bread.
• I don't personally know any Amish.
• Yet, I really doubt their recipes would actually include milk and boxed pudding!
• Ellie and the Misses like to make this.
• It's delicious!
• Unfortunately for me, the baking process doesn't really bake out enough of the lactose.

 If I forget what I'm eating, then I remember...

I definitely remember, when I'm shitting myself inside out.

The flip-side of  this coin, is when I can't crap.

This morning before Ellie left for work, she said she'd been on/off the shitter since she got up.

I suggested using the arsenicum album stuff I got from the homeopathic store.

My experience using too much:

Like being in prison without a chance of parole.

The shit just won't be released!

Perhaps Pharaoh was Lactose intolerant?

Until Moses came along with some milk, he must've been constipated with Israelis.

He just couldn't let them go!