The cat's need to drink from the piss pot is out weighed by my need to pee in the piss pot.

Since I'm not the only fish in the ocean, it means that I'm probably not the only one with cats who partake of a toilet toddy before turning in.

Of course with a cat, a toddy of this nature, doesn't have any effect.

A friend of a friend of a friend I had... Use to try and get their cats drunk or stoned.

When I was young man of 20ish, this was a funny thing to think of.

Certainly I never did it not was ever present when or if this took place.

OK... OK... OK...

It took place, but I really was never around, before, after, or during said rock party.

That reminds me of a teacher I had at the religious school I went to.  He was teaching us about Mosaic laws.  If you were caught in adultery, they had a rock concert, where only the guilty were stoned.

These days, as an older, wiser, conservative hunter type... I'd really consider very, very hard about phoning someone in who was doing that instead of the prospect of... "Let's see what fluffy thinks about shrooms."

Owning several animals over the years, I've come to realize, that while the humor prospect would be there, the reality that a pet is undergoing that is not funny.

So I guess my thoughts of  spiking the toilet bowl to keep that furry little bastard away from the shitter when I need it, are dashed.